Writings

Occasionally I write things and put them on the internet.  Monologues/Essays, Owl Reviews (like if an owl was reviewing a restaurant or something), Jokes, Biting Editorials Satiric and Otherwise, etc etc.  These are some of those things:

***Most Recent Thing***

NO, I DON’T DISLIKE THE NEW GHOSTBUSTERS MOVIE BECAUSE I HATE WOMEN — IT’S BECAUSE I STRONGLY BELIEVE IN HOLLYWOOD FINANCE REFORM -McSweeney’s

Same GHOSTBUSTERS Article as above, but reprinted on Bust.com with more pictures

Essays/Monologues

No, I’m not a scientist, but I know a Mermaid When I see One and I was Definitely having sex with a Mermaid

Regarding the Recent Office Pranks

Sir, I think We’ve Been Having a Humorous Miscommunication Based On the Words Gyro and Euro

A Letter to my Landlords Re: the Broken Bathroom Sink

Owl Reviews

An Owl Reviews the Hot Tub at his Local Fitness Center

An Owl Reviews a Local Pizza & Wine Bar

An Owl Reviews Delivery Pizza from Domino’s

Original 2OwlReviews Website featuring other submissions from fellow ‘Podcastaway’ Geno Alesandrini.

Topical Monologue Jokes from Summer 2013

http://abominableindustries.com/2013/06/05/19-rejected-monologue-jokes-from-2-weeks-ago-by-samuel-priest/

http://abominableindustries.com/2013/05/16/24-rejected-monologue-jokes-from-the-past-2-weeks-by-samuel-priest/

http://abominableindustries.com/2013/05/07/18-rejected-monologue-jokes-from-2-weeks-ago-by-samuel-priest/

Failed Sketches

Ouiji Board a Sketch by Samuel Priest

Sex Store Black Out by Samuel Priest